childhoodgames:

my dog is getting scared of the storm so he’s hiding in the cat basket

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YOU’RE NOT A CAT

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YOU DON’T EVEN FIT IN IT

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to every bug i have ever killed i am sorry :/

durbikins:

…sorry that your bitch asses came into my house uninvited

(Source: nahr4lma)

whitebeyonce:

the scary thing about dating is that you are either going to marry that person or break up

(Source: anus)

katara:

even the essays i write sound sarcastic 

okaymad:

*tries to watch 45 minutes episode in 20 minutes*

(Source: okaymad)

Awkward Mating Positions

opalesent:

I want 0 responsibilities and a lot of lingerie

punacceptable:

*gets 98% accuracy on guitar hero*

MOM get in here NOW im ready to start a band